15 Halloween Dad Jokes to Tell at Work
Having a sense of humor around the workplace makes work fun, builds meaningful relationships, and contributes to the culture. I have 15 horribly awesome Halloween Dad Jokes that you can share at your place of work today.
#1
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A pumpkin patch
#2
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A NECKtarine!
#3
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet
#4
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
#5
Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party?
She had no BODY to dance with!
#6
What do you call a wolf that knows what's going on?
Awarewolf
#7
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite
#8
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Shamboo!
#9
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo
#10
What search engine do ghosts use?
Boogle
#11
How do ghosts get to school?
The Ghoul Bus
#12
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street?
A Dead End
#13
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo-Jeans
#14
What fruit do ghosts like?
Strawboo-rrises
#15
What do you call an empty hot dog?
A hollow weenie
ROFL!
I hope you enjoyed these Halloween Dad Jokes and choose to share a few in the workplace today.
If you'd like more horribly awesome Dad Jokes check out my website at dadjokesfakenews.com or consider following Dad Jokes on Instagram.
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I'm a user experience designer at LinkedIn and love sharing my sense of humor around the workplace and at home with my three kids and lovely wife. If you'd like to learn more about design at LinkedIn check out our website.
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5y#14 was stretching it. LOL! All the rest were great! Loved Boogle and "She had no BODY to dance with". Keep the Dad Jokes coming Brian!