15 Halloween Dad Jokes to Tell at Work
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15 Halloween Dad Jokes to Tell at Work

Having a sense of humor around the workplace makes work fun, builds meaningful relationships, and contributes to the culture. I have 15 horribly awesome Halloween Dad Jokes that you can share at your place of work today.

#1

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

A pumpkin patch

#2

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What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?

A NECKtarine!

#3

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet

#4

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What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch

#5

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Why didn’t the ghost dance at the Halloween party?

She had no BODY to dance with!

#6

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What do you call a wolf that knows what's going on?

Awarewolf

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite

#8

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!

#9

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Where does a ghost go on vacation?

Mali-boo

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What search engine do ghosts use?

Boogle

#11

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How do ghosts get to school?

The Ghoul Bus

#12

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What is a ghost’s favorite kind of street?

A Dead End

#13

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans

#14

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What fruit do ghosts like?

Strawboo-rrises

#15

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What do you call an empty hot dog?

A hollow weenie

ROFL!

I hope you enjoyed these Halloween Dad Jokes and choose to share a few in the workplace today.

If you'd like more horribly awesome Dad Jokes check out my website at dadjokesfakenews.com or consider following Dad Jokes on Instagram.

About me

I'm a user experience designer at LinkedIn and love sharing my sense of humor around the workplace and at home with my three kids and lovely wife. If you'd like to learn more about design at LinkedIn check out our website.



Brian A. Emerson

Nonprofit Leadership | Digital Communication Strategy | Brand Managment

5y

Brilliance!

Brady Manning

CleanTech Product Leader | Sustainable Ventures | DERs and VPPs | CELI Fellow | Reads 50+ Books each year

5y

This made my day!!

Jeff Zundel

Staff Product Designer & Accessibility Specialist

5y

That plug to come work at LinkedIn is no joke! Not only do you get to work with hilarious and talented people like Brian, but you can also get in on our "Dad Jokes" Slack channel where we do our absolute worst/best work. It's pretty spooktacular!

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5y

Lol you’re the real MVP!

Jonny Butler

Design Manager (UX/UI) at Mile Two | NN/g UXC / Mentor / Author / Design Ops & Strategy / Team Builder / Human & Machine Teaming

5y

#14 was stretching it. LOL! All the rest were great! Loved Boogle and "She had no BODY to dance with". Keep the Dad Jokes coming Brian!

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